Snuggle up in scandalous style with our 'Well Hung' Christmas sweatshirt, perfect for those who believe bigger is better when it comes to holiday decorations. With one stocking significantly more endowed than the others, this raunchy jumper asks, 'Are you ready to stuff your stocking?' Warm, witty, and just a bit wild, this sweatshirt is your ticket to becoming the life of the Christmas party. Don it and declare your spot on the naughty list with a wink and a smile. It's not just Santa coming to town, but a wave of envious glances too!
T-Shirts Sizing Chart
T-Shirts | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
Width, in | 16.5 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
Length, in | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.6 | 8.9 | 9.2 | 9.5 | 9.7 | 10 | 10.4 | 10.8 | 11.2 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 |
Crewneck Sweatshirts Sizing Chart
Sweatshirts | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
Width, in | 20 | 22.01 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
Length, in | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 |
T-Shirts:
This classic unisex jersey tee feels like a favorite from the first wear. Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²), it's soft, breathable, and perfect for layering or wearing on its own. The ribbed knit collar helps keep its shape, while tapered shoulders and dual side seams ensure a better fit and long-lasting durability. Bella+Canvas produces these shirts ethically, both in the U.S. and internationally, with a no-sweatshop and sustainable approach, certified by Fair Labor and WRAP. Tear-away labels add extra comfort. Fabric blends: Heather and Ash colors have slight polyester blends for added softness and flexibility.
Crewneck Sweatshirts:
This unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt offers cozy comfort, perfect for cooler weather. Made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²), it’s soft and durable, with ribbed knit collars and cuffs that keep their shape wash after wash. The sweatshirt is designed for comfort with no itchy side seams, and double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting wear. Gildan uses ethically grown U.S. cotton and environmentally friendly dyes, with certifications ensuring sustainable and ethical production. Heather Sport colors are made with a 60/40 polyester-cotton blend for added flexibility.
Each order is custom printed specifically for you once you place it, with a production time of 1-3 days. After that, regular shipping takes about 2-5 days depending on your location. We expect you to receive your order within 4-8 business days, and we know you're gonna love it! If you have any concerns or questions about your order, feel free to reach out – we're always happy to help and work with you!
If there’s an issue with the quality of your product, such as a misprint or defect, reach out to us with a photo, and we’ll happily send you a replacement at no extra cost. Your satisfaction is our top priority!
Before ordering, please double-check our size charts to ensure the perfect fit, as each item is custom printed just for you. For returns, customers are responsible for shipping costs. For any other questions or support, contact us at information@rileyink.com, and we’ll take care of you!
We prioritize comfort and quality above all else. Our apparel is crafted from the finest materials to ensure every piece feels soft, fits perfectly, and lasts for the long haul.
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