Two Birds One Stoned
Two Birds One Stoned
Two Birds One Stoned
Two Birds One Stoned
Two Birds One Stoned
Two Birds One Stoned
Two Birds One Stoned
Two Birds One Stoned
Two Birds One Stoned
Two Birds One Stoned
Two Birds One Stoned
Two Birds One Stoned
Two Birds One Stoned
Two Birds One Stoned

Two Birds One Stoned

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Fly high with humor in our 'Two Birds, One Stoned' T-Shirt! Perfect for those who enjoy a bit of cheeky fun, this shirt features two adorable birds, one clearly having the time of its life with hilariously squinty, red eyes. A playful take on the classic idiom, this tee is a great conversation starter at parties or casual hangouts. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it's not just about style but also comfort for all-day wear. Whether you’re chilling at home or hanging out with friends, this shirt is sure to keep the laughs coming.

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T-Shirts Sizing Chart

T-Shirts XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.5 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 32
Length, in 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
Sleeve length, in 8.6 8.9 9.2 9.5 9.7 10 10.4 10.8 11.2
Size tolerance, in 1.5 1.5 1.5 1.5 1.5 1.5 1.5 1.5 1.5

 

Crewneck Sweatshirts Sizing Chart

Sweatshirts S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20 22.01 24 26 28 30 32 34
Length, in 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.5 34.5 35.5 36.5 37.5 38.5 39.5 40.5
Size tolerance, in 1.5 1.5 1.5 1.5 1.5 1.5 1.5 1.5

T-Shirts:
This classic unisex jersey tee feels like a favorite from the first wear. Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²), it's soft, breathable, and perfect for layering or wearing on its own. The ribbed knit collar helps keep its shape, while tapered shoulders and dual side seams ensure a better fit and long-lasting durability. Bella+Canvas produces these shirts ethically, both in the U.S. and internationally, with a no-sweatshop and sustainable approach, certified by Fair Labor and WRAP. Tear-away labels add extra comfort. Fabric blends: Heather and Ash colors have slight polyester blends for added softness and flexibility.

Crewneck Sweatshirts:
This unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt offers cozy comfort, perfect for cooler weather. Made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²), it’s soft and durable, with ribbed knit collars and cuffs that keep their shape wash after wash. The sweatshirt is designed for comfort with no itchy side seams, and double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting wear. Gildan uses ethically grown U.S. cotton and environmentally friendly dyes, with certifications ensuring sustainable and ethical production. Heather Sport colors are made with a 60/40 polyester-cotton blend for added flexibility.

Each order is custom printed specifically for you once you place it, with a production time of 1-3 days. After that, regular shipping takes about 2-5 days depending on your location. We expect you to receive your order within 4-8 business days, and we know you're gonna love it! If you have any concerns or questions about your order, feel free to reach out – we're always happy to help and work with you!

If there’s an issue with the quality of your product, such as a misprint or defect, reach out to us with a photo, and we’ll happily send you a replacement at no extra cost. Your satisfaction is our top priority!

Before ordering, please double-check our size charts to ensure the perfect fit, as each item is custom printed just for you. For returns, customers are responsible for shipping costs. For any other questions or support, contact us at information@rileyink.com, and we’ll take care of you!

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